Announcer: (A generic Midwestern radio voice straddles the line between sounding hip and offending sponsors by sounding too “edgy”) We are back live on All The Hits Hot 107 The Flash. Right now, we got that new song from rapper Lil Abner. As you know, Lil Abner just broke up with his homies Yung Elderlyz and Kurt da Kiropractor from the multi-platnum selling hip hop group Dat Marketin’ Skeme. And now, playaz and playettez, it’s time to TWERK DAT GHANDI……
(Standard hip hop beat plays behind an endless sample loop of Toni Basil’s “Mickey”)
WUT!!!!
WUT!!!!
WUT!!!!
WUT!!!!
TWERK DAT GHANDI!!!!!
TWERK DAT GHANDI!!!!!
TWERK DAT!!!!
TWERK DAT!!!!!
TWERK DAT GHANDI!!!!
Bald headed holy man
Ain’t got no Pakistan
Spizzard on a gin-sam
Wearin’ dem Pampers
Diana Moon Glampers
Got dirty clothes
Ghandi bring dem hampers
Ghandi like WUT
Tojo like WUT
WUT!!!!!!!
WUT!!!!!!
WUT!!!!
WUT!!!!
TWERK DAT GHANDI!!!!
TWERK DAT GHANDI!!!!
TWERK DAT!!!
TWERK DAT!!!
TWERK DAT GHANDI!!!!
G-G-G-ghandi in dat basement
Mixin’ up dat pavement
Thinkin’ ‘bout savement
Got a love fade back
Wearin’ dat snapback
Spleen like a relax
Drink some honey beeswax
Climin’ dem sleezstacks
Nero got no kneecaps
Ghandi like WUT
Broz Tito like WUT
WUT!!!!
WUT!!!!
WUT!!!!
WUT!!!!
TWERK DAT GHANDI!!!
TWERK DAT GHANDI!!!
TWERK DAT!!!
TWERK DAT!!!
TWERK DAT GHANDI!!!!!
Pound a ground licorice
Larva got dat chrysalis
Sippin’ on dat Sisyphus
Gold blackberry
Amoebic dysentery
Droppin’ dem bombs like
Matthew C. Perry
Obamacare survivor
Got dem Holy Diver
Runnin’ dat show like you
Sargent Shriver
Broken scapula
Count Dracula
Donatin’ dem kidneys
Jomo Kenyata
Mr. Roboto
Ghandi like WUT
Mussolini like WUT
WUT!!!!
WUT!!!!
WUT!!!!
WUT!!!!
TWERK DAT GHANDI!!!!
TWERK DAT GHANDI!!!!!
TWERK DAT!!!!
TWERK DAT!!!!
TWERK DAT GHANDI!!!!!
WUT!
TWERK DAT GHANDI
WUT!
The Tyranny of Tradition 
#1 by David on August 28, 2013 - 5:19 PM
Ghandi like dat. 4 reelz. Back in the day, he wuz chokin dat … OK, you’ve just caused me two culture spasms in a row. Now what?
#2 by Keith Spillett on August 28, 2013 - 5:40 PM
This is probably all the Gandhi based nonsense for a while, but the career arc of Lil Abner intrigues me.
#3 by Universe Number Five on August 28, 2013 - 6:06 PM
SEKKUND!!!
#4 by mirkinfirkin on August 29, 2013 - 1:39 PM
Fructivores all.
#5 by John Erickson on September 24, 2013 - 5:58 PM
Um ………… 😯 😯 😯