Trump: “We Must Build A Wall To Keep Mexican Metal Bands Like Sepultura Out of This Country!”

Republican presidential candidate Trump gestures and declares

Last night in Tupelo, Mississippi, the bizarre Presidential campaign of Donald Trump took yet another strange turn. During a 3-minute press conference Trump lashed out at several of his Republican rivals, Hillary Clinton, the Boy Scouts, the Boston Red Sox bullpen, comedian Sinbad, people who read poetry, women, dentists, those who are allergic to gluten and the entire country of Ecuador.

His most vitriolic rant, however, came in the waning moments of the event, when he called for the United States to build a wall to “keep Mexican metal out of this country”.   He singled out the “Mexi-metal terror rape band Sepultura” as the greatest threat to the safety of Americans since Y2K.

“I remember when I heard Roots back in 1996. It sounds like there are about 30 of them in a room mixing metal with Mexican drums and guitar.  What a mess! The American taxpayer should not be forced to pay for the health care that these people will end up needing from playing on all of those dirty instruments. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want the daughters and nieces of good, upstanding Americans infected with Mexican venereal diseases and tetanus!”

Mexi-Metal...Gateway Drug To Satan Rape?

Mexi-Metal…Gateway Drug To Satan Rape?

Trump became even more heated when a reporter pointed out that Sepultura were not from Mexico, but from Brazil. “I’m sick and tired of Mexicans, no matter what country they come from. Particularly when they start trying to screw up heavy metal.”

“Mexican bands like Brujeria, Soulfly, Gorod, and Sodom are killing metal right now and you people sit there like there isn’t a crisis. I don’t care if it bankrupts the United States, we need to build a wall and keep these animals out. Then, America will be great again.”

trump-rape

Moments after his anti-Sepultura rant a Gallup Poll showed that 69 percent of Republican voters would elect The Donald President if the election were today. That’s up 15 percentage points from when he issued his last racial slur.

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  1. #1 by chris on August 26, 2015 - 6:53 PM

    ridiculous…. and even more when someone tells this ass clown that they’re from BRAZIL!!!

    • #2 by Dubis on August 29, 2015 - 2:13 AM

      Thank you!

  2. #3 by Diego Gomez on August 27, 2015 - 5:38 AM

    Is this even real? I will vote for him as best standup comedian ever, that’s for sure !!!

  3. #4 by shannon30033 on August 27, 2015 - 8:02 AM

    Haha, Tyranny of Tradition, a bunch of ass clowns. WHAT??? The band wasn’t even FROM Brazil? You gotta be joking (oh, wait…).

  4. #5 by Dustin on August 27, 2015 - 9:08 AM

    Lmfao! Who wrote this??

  5. #6 by Yes Man on August 27, 2015 - 1:14 PM

    Never go full retard.

  6. #7 by Tina Palmer on August 28, 2015 - 4:19 AM

    OMG, WHAT AN IDIOT!

  7. #8 by Mariluz on August 28, 2015 - 9:32 AM

    you mean this band ?https://youtu.be/xq_qnN9SQcg

    Or this?

    Jajaja

  8. #9 by Juston on August 28, 2015 - 9:58 AM

    Someone, please slap him, because if I do it, it won’t be a slap and I won’t be able to stop

  9. #10 by Dubis on August 29, 2015 - 2:11 AM

    Look “The Don”, Sepultura is a Brazilian metal band. NOT MEXICAN MORON! GET IT RIGHT DUMB ASS! It means “The Grave” in Portuguese. Look it up!

  10. #12 by logan on August 29, 2015 - 12:53 PM

    Ok Hillary Clinton just won right there….im sorry I refuse to let a racist pig lead our beloved country…..lol not to exclude The new candidate Deez nuts….yes its real people google it

  11. #13 by Rob on September 13, 2015 - 3:16 AM

    Are you sure this is not satire?

  12. #14 by Jdubs on September 13, 2015 - 9:16 AM

    You all think Donald is so dumb but you fekking retards can’t figure out this is a satire article. smh I don’t like Donald but he is still smarter than most of you lololololol

  13. #15 by Dave2000 on September 14, 2015 - 4:01 AM

    Satire people…

  14. #16 by Rick salas on December 31, 2015 - 6:45 AM

    Fuck u u racist son of s bitch ugot money so you’re better than us rott n hell punk

  15. #17 by susanatkins2014 on December 31, 2015 - 8:34 PM

    This rant seemed familiar – hmm check this from last presidential election

    “Santorum’s popularity in the polls has grown substantially since he began speaking out against metal and its assault on traditional values. He has spent much of the past week in the Midwest encouraging young people to stay away from metal artists and listen to performers like Michael W. Smith and Pat Boone. In a recent Gallup Poll, 87 percent of Republican voters think that the biggest problem in America today is “the demented bloodlust of teenagers caused entirely by heavy metal music.”

    Trump hasn’t quite hit the 87% yet – and of course Santorum didn’t win the nomination – so there’s hope yet !!

  16. #18 by Robert Wolfe on March 2, 2016 - 3:49 AM

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