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TWERK DAT GHANDI

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Announcer:  (A generic Midwestern radio voice straddles the line between sounding hip and offending sponsors by sounding too “edgy”)  We are back live on All The Hits Hot 107 The Flash.  Right now, we got that new song from rapper Lil Abner.  As you know, Lil Abner just broke up with his homies Yung Elderlyz and Kurt da Kiropractor from the multi-platnum selling hip hop group Dat Marketin’ Skeme.  And now, playaz and playettez, it’s time to TWERK DAT GHANDI……

(Standard hip hop beat plays behind an endless sample loop of Toni Basil’s “Mickey”)

WUT!!!!

WUT!!!!

WUT!!!!

WUT!!!!

TWERK DAT GHANDI!!!!!

TWERK DAT GHANDI!!!!!

TWERK DAT!!!!

TWERK DAT!!!!!

TWERK DAT GHANDI!!!!

Bald headed holy man

Ain’t got no Pakistan

Spizzard on a gin-sam

Wearin’ dem Pampers

Diana Moon Glampers

Got dirty clothes

Ghandi bring dem hampers

Ghandi like WUT

Tojo like WUT

WUT!!!!!!!

WUT!!!!!!

WUT!!!!

WUT!!!!

TWERK DAT GHANDI!!!!

TWERK DAT GHANDI!!!!

TWERK DAT!!!

TWERK DAT!!!

TWERK DAT GHANDI!!!!

G-G-G-ghandi in dat basement

Mixin’ up dat pavement

Thinkin’ ‘bout savement

Got a love fade back

Wearin’ dat snapback

Spleen like a relax

Drink some honey beeswax

Climin’ dem sleezstacks

Nero got no kneecaps

Ghandi like WUT

Broz Tito like WUT

WUT!!!!

WUT!!!!

WUT!!!!

WUT!!!!

TWERK DAT GHANDI!!!

TWERK DAT GHANDI!!!

TWERK DAT!!!

TWERK DAT!!!

TWERK DAT GHANDI!!!!!

Pound a ground licorice

Larva got dat chrysalis

Sippin’ on dat Sisyphus

Gold blackberry

Amoebic dysentery

Droppin’ dem bombs like

Matthew C. Perry

Obamacare survivor

Got dem Holy Diver

Runnin’ dat show like you

Sargent Shriver

Broken scapula

Count Dracula

Donatin’ dem kidneys

Jomo Kenyata

Mr. Roboto

Ghandi like WUT

Mussolini like WUT

WUT!!!!

WUT!!!!

WUT!!!!

WUT!!!!

TWERK DAT GHANDI!!!!

TWERK DAT GHANDI!!!!!

TWERK DAT!!!!

TWERK DAT!!!!

TWERK DAT GHANDI!!!!!

WUT!

TWERK DAT GHANDI

WUT!

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