In a year packed with anxiously awaited album releases, few have garnered as much enthusiasm as Amon Amarth’s “Hypogonadism Of The Thunder God”, expected sometime later this year. The record focuses on a period later in Thor’s life where he experienced issues with reduced libido, rapid mood swings and hot flashes. Amon Amarth often focuses on well-known Norse mythological themes, but this album sheds new light on a time in Thor’s life that he was often embarrassed to speak about publicly.
After Thor’s second battle with Jormungand, he went through a particularly difficult stretch of time where he felt a significant decrease in energy and an overpowering urge to read the poetry of Robert Bly. His lack of masculine enthusiasm caused resentment from many of the women in Thor’s life, including his wife Sif. Even Thor’s once mighty hammer began to lose its potency. In order to “get his groove back”, Thor left his home and meekly wandered around the Land of Giants for several years until he found Viagrund, the Norse god of male enhancement. Upon drinking a magic potion, Thor reclaimed his vitality and triumphantly marched back to Asgard ready to punish those who opposed his ever-stiffening will.
Amon Amarth’s tribute to Thor’s season of listlessness will feature several powerful tracks including “For Testosterone Or Death”, “A Beast I Was” and “Thor Barely Rising”. The first single “Wrath of The Dysfunctional Norsemen” is expected to hit the airwaves in the next few months.
Rumors have been swirling that the Albanian Ailmentcore scene will be a major influence the new Amon Amarth record. Singer Johan Hegg recently did a concert while wearing a Pica shirt. Pica is, of course, the Albanian Ailmentcore band that made headlines after eating two guitars, a bass, a drum kit and 100 pounds of potting soil during a concert in February. There were even reports that the band was considering covering a song off of Fish Odor Syndrome’s seminal 2008 debut album “For The Halibut”, but the band has denied that any covers will be on the LP.
#1 by mirkinfirkin on March 27, 2013 - 3:58 PM
I’ve heard that drummer Fredrik Andersson suffers from Syndrome of inappropriate antidiuretic hormone secretion (SIADH). Any truth in this rumour?
#2 by Keith Spillett on March 27, 2013 - 4:29 PM
Jesus, I hope not! That guy is a beast!
#3 by Universe Number Five on March 27, 2013 - 4:29 PM
Whoa! I want a Pica shirt! Their CD is my second favorite noise album behind Atrax Morgue’s “Sickness Report”
#4 by Keith Spillett on March 27, 2013 - 4:31 PM
Atrax Morgue references are always welcome here! I think Pica is planning a tour with E.T.A.F. in the Fall, so maybe you could grab one at the show.
#5 by soundslikeorange on March 27, 2013 - 4:48 PM
Downtuned guitars: a pre-Viagrund metaphor?
#6 by Keith Spillett on March 27, 2013 - 4:53 PM