With the holiday season only weeks away, it’s time to start thinking about what to get that special metalhead in your life.  Sure, there is always the Morbid Angel techno “Ilud Divinum Insanus” remix album he or she has been asking for.  Or that 283-gram autographed vinyl copy of Cryptopsy’s “The Unspoken King” that you’ve been saving for since 2006.

But why not do something really special this year and go to the official website of a professional sports league and create a customized sports uniform that makes some obscure, ridiculous heavy metal reference???

Are they fans of the NBA?  If so, look at all of the amazing possibilities…

Whatever happened to Celtic Frost you ask?

Baseball…

Football is a little trickier because team names are not usually on the front, but I gave it a shot anyway…