Heavy Metal Sports Uniforms

With the holiday season only weeks away, it’s time to start thinking about what to get that special metalhead in your life.  Sure, there is always the Morbid Angel techno “Ilud Divinum Insanus” remix album he or she has been asking for.  Or that 283-gram autographed vinyl copy of Cryptopsy’s “The Unspoken King” that you’ve been saving for since 2006.

But why not do something really special this year and go to the official website of a professional sports league and create a customized sports uniform that makes some obscure, ridiculous heavy metal reference???

Are they fans of the NBA?  If so, look at all of the amazing possibilities…

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Whatever happened to Celtic Frost you ask?

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Baseball…

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Football is a little trickier because team names are not usually on the front, but I gave it a shot anyway…

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  1. #1 by goldfish on November 14, 2014 - 1:27 PM

    Brilliant!

  2. #3 by Fried Chicken And Metal on November 15, 2014 - 1:42 PM

    The All-Star Metal Sports League should be a thing.

  3. #4 by Dave on November 16, 2014 - 10:39 AM

    Where’s that Battle Angels one I saw? That was my favorite.

    Since you didn’t do hockey, how about:

    Flames (In)
    Hurricanes (Rock Me Like A)
    Stars (Hell)
    Wild (Zakk)
    Canadiens (Voivod)
    Devils … too easy
    Lightening (Ride The)

  4. #5 by Harley on December 3, 2014 - 5:39 PM

    Too bad the Thrashers aren’t still around.

    • #6 by Keith Spillett on December 3, 2014 - 5:56 PM

      Ha! Exactly! When I moved to Atlanta it was around the time the Thrashers were coming into being. When they announced the name, I hoped that they would have a giant Chuck Billy shaped mascot.

  5. #7 by Every Record Tells A Story on January 2, 2015 - 4:17 AM

    Love the Charlotte The Harlot top! Nice detail getting the number 22 also

    *applauds*

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