Kanye West Interrupts Grammys; Announces Behemoth’s “The Satanist” Should Have Been Album of Year

beck-kanye-west Kanye West’s unending stretch of boorish behavior at award shows continued on Sunday night when he rushed the stage during the presentation of the Grammy for “Aging Hipster of The Year” to Beck. After knocking Beck’s 113-pound body to the floor and kicking the trophy out of his hand, Kanye announced, “I don’t know why you are giving an award to this scrawny, barista looking guy, but I do know this, Behemoth’s ‘The Satanist’ should have been album of the year!”

Kanye is no stranger to controversy. He has gained a reputation for interrupting televised events in order to yammer on about something or other. Back in 2003, he interrupted the National Anthem during Game 5 of the World Series, grabbing the microphone from Celine Dion and announcing that “if you are a real American, you need to stop listening to this tone-deaf grandpa grabber and pick up 10 copies of USA for MOD.”

In order to keep Americans abreast of every passing thought that drifts through his celebrity mind, Kanye has disturbed everything from an episode of “The American Bible Challenge” to a community access hunting show in Helena, Montana. PBS cooking show host Martin Yan memorably stabbed Kanye in his surgically reconstructed jaw for interrupting his “Yan Can Cook” show when he ran on the set and began loudly insisting that Yan had secretly used monosodium glutamate in many of his recipes.

Kanye’s most famous outburst came during The 2005 Concert To Alleviate The Guilt of CNN Viewers. His performance helped to generate money for hurricane survivors, but many critics were critical of his “metalicization” of a somber and important event. After his performance he was asked about the cancelation of a Mayhem concert in New Orleans days after Hurricane Katrina, Kanye famously quipped “George W. Bush doesn’t care about black metal.”

I'm Not Saying He's A Golddigger, But They Don't Remind Me Much of Heidegger

I’m Not Saying They Are Golddiggers, But They Don’t Remind Me Much of Heidegger

At a press conference after the event, Kanye heaped further praise on the Polish death metal juggernaut Behemoth. “Honestly, except for the whole idea of putting screen doors on submarines, I never really thought of the Polish as very innovative. Then, I heard ‘The Satanist’ and was like ‘Whoa!”

“They are like the Beatles of Death Metal. The death metal Andy Warhols. The number one most impactful death metal artists of their time. They liberate minds from the lyrical Apartheid of minimalist bloodlust. They are the atom to Robert Oppenheimer’s atomic. They are like a cross between Egyptian pharaoh Akhenaten, Paul Newman and Martin Heidegger.”

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  1. #1 by Harley on February 10, 2015 - 3:49 PM

    “George W. Bush doesn’t care about black metal”. Classic.

    • #2 by Blackmentalist on February 12, 2015 - 8:45 AM

      Behemoth’s not a BLACK metal band

      • #3 by Harley on February 12, 2015 - 8:55 AM

        If you read the post, that was actually in reference to Mayhem, not Behemoth.

  2. #4 by Fried Chicken And Metal on February 10, 2015 - 5:41 PM

    Rad!

    • #5 by Harley on February 12, 2015 - 8:54 AM

      If you read the post, that was actually in reference to Mayhem, not Behemoth.

      • #6 by Harley on February 12, 2015 - 8:56 AM

        Oops. Replied to the wrong post. Fried Chicken’s comment is right on – Rad!

  3. #7 by jake on February 12, 2015 - 6:48 AM

    What the fuck are you writing, that never happened!!!
    And behemoth… c´mon… Only teenagers with pimpels, long hair, black clothing and their first pair of boots listening to this band anymore while hating all hipsters, playing wow and never able to talk to the girl next door… webcamwankers…

  4. #8 by DoomPatrolman on February 12, 2015 - 12:40 PM

    “They liberate minds from the lyrical Apartheid of minimalist bloodlust.” –> pure poetry. Standing ovation!

    • #9 by Keith Spillett on February 12, 2015 - 12:51 PM

      Ha! Yeah…Kanye is this generation’s Walt Whitman.

  5. #10 by Charles on February 12, 2015 - 10:56 PM

    Kanye west told to a dude who plays like 14 instruments that he needs to respect the “art” of a woman who needs 4 writers for one fucking song

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