Report: Varg Vikernes To Join Israeli Army

Varg Vikernes

Varg Vikernes fighting to protect the Jewish homeland of Israel? Impossible, some would say. Yet according to a source believed to be Vikernes himself, he plans to do just that.

After years of veiled Holocaust denial and general disdain for Jews, Varg has come full circle and embraced the state of Israel. According to a quote on a message board called “Odinists For Israel”, VargVikernes88 declared “For years, I have thought the state of Israel was a disgrace. Then, I thought about it and realized that I have more in common with them then most so-called Nordic peoples.”

“After all, what group better epitomizes the term “Blood and Soil” more than the Israelis?  Kibbutzes, segregation and violence against groups that “threaten” their homeland and way of life. Sign me up!”

Some speculated that the quote wasn’t actually from Varg, but from one of the thousands of Varg impersonators that inhabit the Internet. However, the avatar used by VargVikernes88 was, in fact, a picture of Varg, proving beyond a shadow of doubt that Vikernes was responsible for the posts.

In a post only hours later, VargVikernes88 clarified his earlier remarks by stating “Look, I still find people from other races disgusting and all.   But, you gotta admit, the whole Chosen People thing comes awful close to holding yourselves above other races just like a true Odinist would.”

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“Allowing valiant warriors who are not afraid to commit war crimes like Ariel Sharon to become leader of the nation. Taking ownership of land and displacing an entire people based on some ancient historical claim!!! What Odinist wouldn’t be deeply moved by these actions?”

“I wish our people were clever enough to imprison an entire group and shell civilian neighborhoods with rockets in order to eliminate enemies in the name of counter terrorism. But we have lost our nerve.”

“The best part is, Israel constantly trumpets its record of democracy for Israelis, all the while limiting the rights of Palestinians. Democratic Fascism! Only a great people could think of such an ingenious way to get away with anything they want.”

“I plan to immigrate there immediately and join in their struggle. Perhaps then I will get a chance to kill more innocent people.”

While only months earlier the French government fined Vikernes for making racist claims on several Internet sites, today they too have come full circle. The French government has decided to award Vikernes “The Charles de Gaulle Medal of Tolerance” reserved for people who strive to support the persecuted around the world.

According to French spokesman, Colonel Jean Mathieu, Varg’s turnaround is “an inspirational story that should prove that any racist can change their lives and become more tolerant as long as they find the right people to oppress.”

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  1. #1 by benov on July 10, 2014 - 1:39 PM

    i love you

  2. #2 by Fried Chicken And Metal on July 10, 2014 - 2:10 PM

    Dagger!!!

    • #4 by Keith Spillett on July 11, 2014 - 3:59 AM

      Ha!!!!!!! Stop!!! I’m dying over here!

    • #5 by Israeli. Jewish. Wishing I was Viking. on July 11, 2014 - 2:56 PM

      Did you just call Varg Vikernes anti-semitic?! How dare you!!
      Anyway, there were Jews who supported Hitler. So? Are you denying the Jewish people the right to be war criminals as well? Because we are trying very hard!

      • #6 by Keith Spillett on July 11, 2014 - 3:37 PM

        Ha! Yes. I guess that would make me an..anti-anti-anti-semite? Therefore, Varg is a pro-semite?

        The Jews who supported Hitler didn’t amount to all that many. You get a few Daniel Burros types now and again or people who are just ignorant of obvious information, but he wasn’t exactly receiving many awards from B’nai Brith.

        Most countries have produced sociopathic war criminals at some point in their history, few have democratically elected them to run the nation.

      • #7 by Keith Spillett on July 11, 2014 - 3:44 PM

        I liked that he called me anti-Semitic! If I told him I was Jewish, which I am, I’d get treated to the whole “self-hating Jew” bit. You can’t win!

        If anti-Semitism means not supporting modern day colonialism and disgraceful acts of violence against civilians, I guess that I’m guilty as charged.

        At this point in the discussion I usually get the but the “Palestinians commit acts of terror too” and “it’s just self-defense” routine. Should we let them push us into the ocean??? Never again to us. Blahblahblah. On and on South of Heaven.

        I’ve had this conversation 5000 times…no progress is made.

    • #8 by Jake Thiele on March 18, 2015 - 8:34 AM

      I wish those link URLs were longer.

  3. #9 by G. B. Marian on July 11, 2014 - 5:10 PM

    Brilliant!

  4. #11 by Some guy on July 12, 2014 - 8:07 PM

    14 year old liberal level of satire. Really expected more. And the facts aren’t even true but I’m not even gonna argue here.

    • #12 by Keith Spillett on July 12, 2014 - 9:14 PM

      Which facts are incorrect? I’m pretty knowledgable on the subject for a 14 year old. 🙂

      Lemme know which ones you meant. Be glad to clarify the point in the article if you can show me where I’m off. (this part is not meant to be sarcastic. I’d be fine having a reasoned exchange with you on the subject)

    • #13 by Keith Spillett on July 12, 2014 - 9:42 PM

      I remember when I used to get called a liberal for supporting Israel, back when I was a died in the wool Zionist. Times have changed!

      It’s weird…all my conservative friends tell me I’m a hardcore liberal, all of my liberal friends tell me I’m a hardcore conservative. I think I’m going to join The Bull Moose Party.

  5. #14 by Ewan Hoozarmy on July 12, 2014 - 10:58 PM

    Nothing more predictable than a zionist calling you an antisemite. They never provide any evidence for the claim, just their own hysterical conjecture. Israel have never committed any war crimes? Not according to the UN and Amnesty international. Operation Cast Lead was a war crimes bonanza, as is the current atrocity. They are preforming a collective punishment against a civilian population which is, gasp, a fucking war crime.

    http://mic.com/articles/93207/9-graphics-to-help-you-understand-what-life-is-really-like-in-gaza

    • #15 by Keith Spillett on July 12, 2014 - 11:14 PM

      Exactly!

      Sharon, who I specifically referenced, lead a raid in which mass murder was committed in the town of Qibya in 1953,

      Ordered the murder of 49 unarmed Egyptian prisoners of war in 1956.

      Sabra and Shatila was, even by middle east standards, one of the most horrific civilian massacres of our time. Sharon approved and supported the attack by Lebanese Phalangists. Even helped light the camps so that no civilian could hide.

      On and on…and that was before he even became Prime Minister. Disgraceful.

  6. #17 by Crapy Bara on July 29, 2014 - 2:45 AM

    Oh Varg, up to no good I see… atta boy

  7. #18 by Kyle Travis Mullinnix on March 23, 2015 - 2:41 PM

    i dont get it.. i thought varg hated jews. why join them? did he literally go full circle as in he now supports what he was against before??

    • #19 by Keith Spillett on March 23, 2015 - 4:22 PM

      I think it might be someone else who has gone full circle. Varg hasn’t changed a bit. Except he gives love advice now.

  8. #20 by Fritz 88 on May 8, 2015 - 2:22 PM

    “Some speculated that the quote wasn’t actually from Varg, but from one of the thousands of Varg impersonators that inhabit the Internet. However, the avatar used by VargVikernes88 was, in fact, a picture of Varg, proving beyond a shadow of doubt that Vikernes was responsible for the posts.”
    That is bullshit, it not that hard to put a picture of some one else and pretend to be him, hell Il give a good example, I DID THIS MYSELF, and I was impersonating Benjamin Netanyahu on Info wars during operation Jew wife, yes I did that, will you write how Benjamin Netanyahu made comments on Alex Jones’ website? get the…

  9. #21 by thomas eitrheim on May 21, 2015 - 5:02 AM

    http://thuleanperspective.com/2015/05/15/contra-vitium-how-vice-mischaracterized-a-religious-movement/#comments

    This is FALSE!! These people who wrote this are trying to discredit varg!!! Liars!! Varg himself has talked about this.. vargvikernes88 is a false profile. Who do you think the author of this article work for??? Think people!! Quoted from varg 21/5-2015: Varg Vikernes on 21/05/2015 at 07:41

    ‘They’ do stuff like that quite often really, in an attempt to ‘discredit’ their enemies. I should see it as a compliment.

    I doubt anybody with a working brain will belief in this though, and it probably work against their interests. They achieve the opposite of what they want, and not least; those who see this will for real understand that they are dishonest, and nothing they say about me and people like me is true.
    read the comments on his true homepage http://thuleanperspective.com/2015/05/15/contra-vitium-how-vice-mischaracterized-a-religious-movement/#comments

    • #22 by Keith Spillett on May 21, 2015 - 5:17 AM

      Out of sheer morbid curiosity…who do you think I work for?

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