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IS YOUR CAT NEARSIGHTED!!!
IS YOUR CAT NEARSIGHTED!!!
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IS YOUR CAT NEARSIGHTED!!!
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IS YOUR CAT NEARSIGHTED!!!
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IS YOUR CAT NEARSIGHTED!!!
IS YOUR CAT NEARSIGHTED!!!
IS YOUR CAT NEARSIGHTED!!!
IS YOUR CAT NEARSIGHTED!!!
IS YOUR CAT NEARSIGHTED!!!
IS YOUR CAT NEARSIGHTED!!!
IS YOUR CAT NEARSIGHTED!!!
IS YOUR CAT NEARSIGHTED!!!
IS YOUR CAT NEARSIGHTED!!!
IS YOUR CAT NEARSIGHTED!!!
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IS YOUR CAT NEARSIGHTED!!!
IS YOUR CAT NEARSIGHTED!!!
IS YOUR CAT NEARSIGHTED!!!
IS YOUR CAT NEARSIGHTED!!!
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IS YOUR CAT NEARSIGHTED!!!
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IS……..YOUR………….CAT………………… NEARSIGHTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Tyranny of Tradition 
#1 by Phil Dai on April 28, 2011 - 6:09 AM
Sir,this poetry more likes a song.What do you mean in this poetry?Hope you tell me again.Thanks.
#2 by Keith Spillett on April 28, 2011 - 7:29 PM
I took a bunch of Yahoo news headlines and tried to make them a poem. It is nonsense, but so is much of the stuff that I read. It is an attempt to respond to the feeling of being overwhelmed by nonsense and not being sure as to what is real. It made me feel better, but I can’t say it makes much sense!
#3 by Helen on April 29, 2011 - 2:43 PM
loved this. it says it all!!
#4 by Keith Spillett on April 29, 2011 - 7:53 PM
Thanks Helen!
#5 by sunnysbrokenenglish on April 29, 2011 - 4:23 PM
I think all this fuss about royal marriage are som sort of Psydonews for people not so interessted in the real stoff.But the cat is fantastic!
#6 by Phil Dai on April 29, 2011 - 7:11 PM
Thank you.Then I read your poetry again,and understand more.
#7 by MichaelEdits on April 30, 2011 - 12:28 AM
The picture is extremely cool, and my cat is quite near-sighted. I have a theory, which I’ve never bothered to research, that Calicos stare at you like Border Collies do because Calicos are all near-sighted.
But the all-time champion near-sighted animal is Bebe. Dad was a miniature dachshund, mum was a full-sized doberman, and I’m not making that up. Bebe was half-blind and bug-eyed. That could be an album title, Half-blind and Bug-eyed. Or a Yahoo headline.
#8 by Keith Spillett on May 1, 2011 - 5:36 PM
Wow! You have had a good number of odd animals!
We had a dog named OJ (for the running back before he decided to kill people) when I was little. I’m pretty sure he was part retriever, part dachshund and part Italian. We had a cat named Zippy Pigg also at one point.
I’d like to mate a clydesdale and a poodle.
#9 by Universe Number Five on August 3, 2013 - 5:39 PM
My kinda poetry!!!