Emperor in 1994
Emperor Today
It’s the reunion album that every black metal fan has been waiting for since 2001. Emperor was a band that forever changed the landscape of heavy metal music with their raw, earthy production, crushing riffs and high-pitched, guttural caterwauling. Now, they are back to reinvent the genre that they helped to create.
In a press released issued this morning from their mountain chateau outside of Trondheim, the band announced plans to release “Anthemz 2 Dat Welkin at Dusk”. The album, which is expected to come out late next year, will blend demonic black metal with the high energy, repetitious, vapid mainstream hip-hop that so many Americans have grown to love.
The album will feature several re-recordings of earlier classic hits including “I Iz Dat Blak Wizardz” and “Dus Spoke Dem Nightspiritz”. Emperor also plans to cover “Whistle While U Twurk” by the Ying Yang Twins and “Donkey Butt” by 12 Gauge. Guests on the album will include Rick Ross, Silkk The Shocker, Mystikal and Dhavie Vanity from Blood on The Dance Floor.
The album will be produced by hip hop legend Luther Campbell, best known for his work in legendary group 2 Live Crew and winning the Nobel Peace Prize in 1998 for his 90 day hunger strike to protest Myanmar’s imprisonment of political dissident Aung San Suu Kyi. When asked what this new record is going to sound like, Campbell commented “imagine Emperor made a party album in The Dirty South back in 1991. Think goths in bikinis shakin’ that thang.”
Many metalheads are excited about the band taking risks and doing something unique. Heavy metal fans are a tolerant bunch of people extremely supportive of their favorite bands when they take a new approach to their music, as was the case when Morbid Angel released their 2011 smash hit album “Illud Divinum Insanus”.
Still, there are a few Emperor fans that have expressed confusion and disappointment at the new direction of the band. Lead singer ‘Lil Ihsahn was quick to defend the band’s sonic experimentation. “Peeps be like, why you not keepin’ it real? Yung Samoth and me just be like, we just tryin’ to get folks crunk. Get dat party started. Ya know?”
The Tyranny of Tradition 
#1 by Fried Chicken And Metal on November 20, 2013 - 7:26 PM
Anthems To The Twerkin’ is my jam!! Lemme ride dat donkey donkey!
#2 by Mrs. Pibb on November 21, 2013 - 8:41 PM
It looks like in 1994, the band was performing in their parent’s ranch, with real wood paneling in the basement! Perhaps this reboot will allow the band to move into their own apartment.
#3 by mirkinfirkin on November 23, 2013 - 3:14 PM
“…vapid mainstream hip-hop that so many Americans have grown to love.”
It is very insulting that “hip-hop” has made it’s way into mainstream American culture. “Hip-hop” is a corruption of “Hop-Hip,” a very painful and debilitating condition that can afflict elderly Easter Bunnies. It can be fatal, causing the Bunnies to become road kill. The only cure for Hop-Hip is for the Easter Bunnies to be treated at IHOP.
Signed,
Peter Sylvilagus Lapin
President,
International Association of Easter Bunnies
#4 by Nick Marlin on December 2, 2013 - 5:54 PM
“Many metalheads are excited about the band taking risks and doing something unique. Heavy metal fans are a tolerant bunch of people extremely supportive of their favorite bands when they take a new approach to their music”
I think i died.
#5 by Keith Spillett on December 2, 2013 - 6:00 PM
That one was hard to write. Took me three or four times before I could do it with a straight face.