According to former musician and current intellectual representative of about half of the Western establishment Ted Nugent, “it’s not fair. So and so. Something about guns. Black people.”
Nugent, who currently receives 50 million times more news coverage than the millions of people who die of malaria each year, went on to announce, “Obama…snort….gurgle…..blahblahblah! Black people…guns…weapons….freedom…Obama.”
Nugent, who recently received his eleventh lobotomy, became circumspect when asked on his views about gun regulations, “Welfare….food stamps….so and so…guns….guns….more guns…founding fathers…less immigrants…freedom…second Amendement…conspiracy….black people..”
Nugent, who hasn’t ruled out a run at the Presidency in 2017, has been a vocal critic of President Obama. He sees America as “a cesspool of so and so and black people. Guns…laws…freedom…food stamps…my tax dollars…more stuff to rile up people who go to Starbucks more than 3 times a week…Second Amendment…some unintelligible remark…liberals are killing unborn potential gun owners….Obama…FEMA internment camps….”
Nugent Intelligently Discussing His Ideas In An Attempt To Stimulate A Wider, More Nuanced Conversation About The Balance Between The Rights of The Individual and The Power of The State
Nugent, whose new book “So and So, Blah Blah, Food Stamps, and Guns: The Liberal Conspiracy to Take Away Our Rights To Do Anything We Want Whenever We Want To Because Of Obamacare, Food Stamps and The Second Amendment” is expected out in the Fall, claimed that “for me, writing is a way to something or other, so and so, black people, Montana, liberals who want terrorists to murder kittens, unborn babies, God, country, guns, rights, freedom, the Second Amendment and beer…welfare…freedom…AK-47 assault rifles…some veiled threat against the life of the President…Christian God who hates America because of Nancy Pelosi and liberals who drink craft beers…it’s not fair.”
Nugent is expected to be back in the news saying something similar by next week. He plans on saying something similar after that. Liberal groups across the nation plan to be enraged.
The Tyranny of Tradition 
#1 by Jim Wheeler on October 6, 2014 - 9:12 AM
And this just in, breaking news (is there any other kind?) Ted Nugent has been vetting notables for cabinet positions and appointments when he takes office in 2018. A inside source reports that all of Duck Dynasty have signed up. Michelle Bachman is to be Secretary of State and John McCain Secretary of War. Michelle Bachman is leading for head of the new Department of Homeland Correctness. 😀
#2 by Keith Spillett on October 6, 2014 - 9:57 AM
I hear he’s going to spring Ted Kaczynski and let him be Secretary of Education.
#3 by Jim Wheeler on October 6, 2014 - 10:01 AM
That’d be a terrible waste, Keith. Kaczynski would be much better at DHS – paranoia is the prime qualification and it would be a perfect fit. 😆
#4 by Dave on October 6, 2014 - 5:16 PM
Don’t tell me: his HHS Secretary will declare war on cat scratch fever. (come on…you all knew that was coming)
#5 by Keith Spillett on October 6, 2014 - 5:54 PM
All the signs were there…but I swung and missed. A bit ashamed!
#6 by Veronica Alleyne on October 11, 2014 - 7:16 PM
a mind is a terrible thing to lose