Probably my weirdest hobby is rifling through the trash of my neighbors. They seem to find it annoying and even frightening, but I think it’s important to get to know the people around you. One of my neighbors happens to be Radric “Gucci Mane” Davis. Mr. Zone 6 and I haven’t spoken much, although he once complemented me on the azaleas we are growing in our garden. He tends to like to keep to himself.
I have been going through his garbage regularly for about a year and a half. I haven’t found much worthwhile. I can tell you he eats a good amount of pimento cheese and is a regular user of Rogaine. Beyond that information, the only thing I ever found in there that was worthwhile was this copy of the original lyrics from his hit song “Lemonade”. I like this version much more than the original, but Gucci knows a lot more about making hit music than I do.
Anyway, here’s a Tyranny of Tradition exclusive! The original lyrics from Lemonade….
By Gucci Mane
Patent Yellow Leather Garanimals
Yellow Baby Pandas
Yellow Fin Tuna
Bacon Lemonade in the Cheese Cup
Bag of Shoulder Blades in a Periodontal Disease Cup
Baking Lemonade in a Cheese Cup
Military Blockade of the Sleaze Pluck
The Romans invented Yellow
Yellow was a verb until 1943
Yellow is a mixture of blue and green
I painted my house Yellow
I painted my cat Yellow
My wife and I paint each other Yellow
I cleaned my sink with Yellow Drano
Donovan sang about Yellow
Bacon Flavored Waves in a Sneeze Cup
Feeling Vague Unease at Seeing My Wife’s Lung
Bag of Frozen Peas and a Pork Chop
Drinkin’ Mayonnaise from a Tea Cup
My uncle comes from a planet where all the women are Yellow (BURR)
They ride on Yellow hovercrafts that are made of Yellow Martian flesh (BURR)
The capital of Ottawa is Yellow (BURR)
I’ve seen the greatest minds of my generation destroyed by Yellow
What rough Yellow beast, it’s hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be Born
The square root of 27 is yellow
Yellow, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, bartender says “Is this some kind of joke?”
Lemon Yellow sun, arms raised in a V
Yellow was the reason they passed the 28th Amendment
If it weren’t for Yellow all the settlers at Jamestown would have died (BURR)
Yellow was the third Vice President of the United States and killed Alexander Hamilton in a duel (BURR)
15 General Lee’s in a Pigs Skull
I Feel No Burning Need for the Speeze Guck
Missed The NBA Because My Knees Suck
Boiling Bag of Fleas in A Pink Lung
#1 by Dave on May 10, 2011 - 3:31 PM
#2 by Keith Spillett on May 10, 2011 - 4:39 PM
#3 by Palin For America on May 10, 2011 - 6:09 PM
This “rapper” is exactly what’s wrong with America today. I miss when peple used to write good music.
#4 by Schadow on May 17, 2011 - 9:36 PM
You are what’s wrong with America gucci makes money off seeming retarded and if u listen to what he is saying he is an actual lyricist speaking on the only thing he knows. Don’t hate on what you dont understand he is a genius
#5 by Shannon on May 11, 2011 - 6:43 AM
You should post the regular lyrics…
#6 by pizza danny on May 11, 2011 - 1:55 PM
hahaha… i like these lyrics better. you should steal ’em and record a new version.
totally off topic: we were talking about the new Morbid Angel the other day at fellini’s. well, the samples are out on amazon. i’ll just leave this here: http://www.amazon.com/Illud-Divinum-Insanus-Morbid-Angel/dp/B004VUP8WK/ref=sr_1_1?
if you value your mental well being please do not listen to the 10 seconds of ‘radikult’.
#7 by Keith Spillett on May 11, 2011 - 8:58 PM
The Morbid Angel album is all wrong. I should have taken your advice on “Radikult”. Ohhhhhh the inhumanity.
That Metal Psalter site, however, is tremendous!