Trump Defends Action Bronson; Rips Ghostface Killah

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Presidential candidate Donald Trump might be a stranger to rap music, but he is no stranger to controversy. That’s why few were surprised that Trump has gotten himself involved in the heated feud between rap icon Ghostface Killah and Action Bronson.

At a speech sponsored by the Georgia branch of the John Birch Society, Trump leapt to the defense of Bronson. “One of the most important cultural figures in America today is Action Bronson. I’ll never forget when I first saw the movie ‘Death Wish’ back in the 1970s. I thought to myself, ‘There is a man that understands how the justice system in America should work!’”

Trump went on to praise Bronson’s war record. “Not only did he serve heroically under the brilliant military mind of Lee Marvin, he fought side-by-side with great Americans like Ernest Borgnine and George Kennedy during what many thought would be a suicide mission against Nazi forces in World War 2.”

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He was inspired to get involved in this rap battle after seeing a Bronson’s picture on the news yesterday. “He looks awful. He’s gained weight. He looks like he hasn’t shaved or bathed in months. He could be selling pencils at the airport. The so-called ‘Ghostface Killah’ should not talk about a great American the way he has.”

Trump took umbrage with Ghostface’s Youtube rant against Bronson calling it “tasteless”.

“I watched your little Youtube program yesterday, Ghostface. Listened to you make shameful and tasteless remarks with the beautiful music of Teddy Pendergrass playing behind you.  If Teddy were here today, Ghostface, he’d have stood up and knocked some sense into you.”

Trump even made veiled threats against the rapper to the delight of the crowd. “If I become President, I’ll have at my disposal thousands of people willing to do disappearing acts for me. How’s the CIA for starters, Ghostface?”


He finished by taunting the rapper to thunderous applause from the crowd. “I went to one of his shows once because someone told me Tony Stark was playing. When I saw it wasn’t Robert Downey Jr. flying  around in a metal suit, blowing things up, I left.”

“People say he’s a New York rapper. I’m from New York. He’s from Staten Island. Do you know what we call Staten Island in New York, Ghostface? New Jersey!”

“Where’s your “Art of The Deal”, Ghostface? Where’s your casinos? Where’s your reality TV show? Where’s your plaque in the WWE Hall of Fame? “

Ghostface Killah has yet to comment on Trump’s scathing attack.

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  1. #1 by goldfish on July 22, 2015 - 4:00 PM

    “Not only did he serve heroically under the brilliant military mind of Lee Marvin…” made me guffaw.

  2. #2 by Top 100 Metal Albums on July 23, 2015 - 11:07 AM

    Trump is going to breathe so much material into this Presidential race. It has only just begun.

    • #3 by Keith Spillett on July 23, 2015 - 11:14 AM

      Short of touring with Vikernes in a Mayhem reunion…what can he even do to top this past week?

      • #4 by Top 100 Metal Albums on July 23, 2015 - 11:22 AM

        Are you kidding?? This is the Donald. He is the consummate professional of buffoonery. He will keep going over-the-top to one-up himself. Next week, he reveals that he was the teenaged kid in the original “Possessed To Skate” video. Ransacking of GOP living rooms will ensue.

      • #5 by Keith Spillett on July 23, 2015 - 11:51 AM

        HA!!! I’d vote for him if he did that.

  3. #6 by Eric on July 23, 2015 - 9:49 PM

    Obviously this Jacka**needs to stick to politics. Because if he REALLY knew Ghostface and the Wu-Tang, he would know he better Protect his neck cause WTCANTFW!

  4. #7 by greasedupcockgoblin on September 25, 2016 - 3:18 PM

    Is he getting action bronson mixed up with Charles Bronson? Is this a satire article?

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