Islamic Terrorist Group Sodom Banned From Traveling To U.S. For Maryland Deathfest

The New Axis of Evil?

The New Axis of Evil?

The State Department has refused to officially comment on a recent report that Islamofascist group Sodom was not issued visas in order to perform at this weekend’s Maryland Deathfest. However, senior sources with in the Office of Homeland Security have confirmed, off-the-record, that a visit to war-torn Baltimore by the band could lead to an outbreak of evil on a scale unrivaled in this nations history.

One unnamed official pointed out that the band has embraced a form of justice more menacing then even the Sharia Law practiced by ISIS. “We’ve seen reports that these doers of evil are so obsessed by cruelty that they have advocated a legal system based solely upon “The Saw”. The song “The Saw is The Law” is a manifesto encouraging the abandonment of democracy and the rule of law. Instead, these destroyers of civilization want to rule through the use of a violent tool INVENTED BY EGYPTIANS!”

“The saw is a simple tool that can be assembled by one terrorist alone in his basement. You could make one for less than the cost of a cup of coffee. However, when used correctly, a group of terrorist with saws could be responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of unarmed, innocent Americans.”

Angelripper Holding a Weapon of Mass Destrcution

Angelripper Holding a Weapon of Mass Destrcution

Another concern voiced by officials connected to Sodom’s banishment from America site their frequent references to weapons of mass destruction in their songs. According to top ranking military intelligence officer, “Sodom consistently encourages their fans to use Agent Orange and Napalm. Granted, they only advocate the use of napalm in the morning, but nonetheless, this Group of Three has displayed wanton disregard for the safety of Americans with their irresponsible lyrics.”

“Can you imagine what would happen if the groups shadowy leader Thomas Angelripper, a man who has talked frequently at his concerts about having a “Nuclear Winter”, was able to sneak a nuclear warhead into his carryon bag? One word….Genocide.”

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  1. #1 by Fried Chicken And Metal on May 21, 2015 - 9:06 AM

    I’m not surprised by this at all… it was George H. W. Bush who used his CIA connections for force the ‘disassembly’ of Gomorrah after their “Reflections Of Inanimate Matter” manifesto led to young men growing beards, moving to the desert, and engaging in other operations deemed threatening to the State.

  2. #2 by shannon30033 on May 21, 2015 - 10:15 AM

    My neighbor had some hedge clippers that looked pretty serious and has plates from Maryland, should I report this?

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