Panterrorists Announce They Will Be Bombed At Upcoming Show


After a hoax involving the desecration of Pantera guitarist “Diamond” Darrell Abbott’s grave, angry Pantera fans have coalesced into a loose collective known as Panterrorists. Like most terrorists, they employ scare tactics in the form of threats, such as raping wives and beating people senseless in a bid to sow paranoia and fear against those who dislike Pantera.

The current alarm comes from a recent communication on Facebook, where Panterrorists have vowed to be bombed at an upcoming concert of embattled Pantera detractors, Death Toll.

“These [expletives] have said a lot of [expletive] about brother Dime,” said an unnamed commenter, who never actually met the slain guitarist, “and when you’re messing with Pantera, you’re messing with us! We’re gonna get bombed at the Death Tool show and shows these [expletives] what’s up!”

The message ended with a cryptic comment of, “walk on home, boy”. It is unclear to whom they are referring, though authorities believe the wording implies potential harm to a minor.

This is far from the first public threat issued by Panterrorists, as they have recently stated they will express their outrage at any disrespect towards their favorite band by getting bombed at national landmarks, airports, and on public buses. Additional alarm was raised when certain known conspirators also made references to unknown parties being stoned, as stoning is a popular method of jihadists around the world.

“Dime is a guitar god, I tell you what,” read a comment on a Pantera forum, posted by user FKNHOSTILE420, “and we’ll continue getting bombed until everyone knows it! Nobody is safe from us. We are stronger than all!”

The Department of Homeland Security is currently establishing a task force to prevent further bombing actions. “We will not allow these actions to continue, said Special Agent Frank Gosdzik at a press conference this morning, “nor will we bend to the will of Pantifa, the Pantaliban, or Panterrorists of any kind. Cowboys from Hell was total garbage, by the way.”

The Department is also offering a reward to anyone with information regarding the meaning of “getcha’ pull”.



  1. #1 by Fried Chicken And Metal on March 5, 2015 - 10:07 AM

    RYP DYME… Get’cha Pull Off…

  2. #2 by nOiDe on March 6, 2015 - 12:44 PM

    LOL I am pretty sure getting bombed is them getting drunk, and getting stoned has nothing to do with stoning someone. Ffs the media grasps at straws sometimes. I am a big Pantera fan myself but if someone doesn’t like them that is there loss. This is more about those guys that said all that shit about Dime and that they did stuff to his grave, witch is the horrible thing here that I think has most fans pissed off. Very disrespectful to do that to any ones grave. I was pissed when I heard about it, do I think that they should catch an ass woopin, Hell ya. I am not saying I am going to go and do it but I wouldn’t be surprised if it happened. Why do people think that there shouldn’t be repercussions for there actions any more? You post your self committing a crime, the cops are gonna catch you. Why then is it a big surprise that if you post some shit like that, that you are going to have a ton of pissed off fans shooting there mouth off back at these people? I am not saying it is right, but it is what it is.

    • #3 by Keith Spillett on March 6, 2015 - 10:49 PM

      I’m in favor of beheading them. Then beheading Pantera. Clearly Pantera’s music influenced them to do this awful crime. This is what happens when they start teaching satan in the public schools.

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