Benevolence beNONviolence.  Peep DAT!

But dem sad times.  Dem sad sad timez.

Dat Ghandi SAD.

DAT Ghandi Cry.  Reelz teerz.

DO U EVEN FEELZ!!!!!!! (that irony has replaced irony as the new irony)

Lulz Hitler…U FAIL!  LOL!!!!! Rascist MUCH!  L8TR H8TR!!!!!

Inb4 Do U even PEACE?

DO U EVEN FEELZ!!!!!  (exhausted by the endless drumbeat of moronic repetition around you)


DAT BRITI$$$$$$H!!!!       SMH.


I Is dAt GHANDI……Not Dat Nguyen! Dem Cowboyz FEELZ FTW!!!!

I Is dAT GHANDI and I haz come to free U but UB like WUT!

DO U EVEN FEELZ!!!!! (trapped in an absurd, endless comedy where no one gets the punchlines)

DO U EVEN FEELZ!!!!! (the bile rising in your throat at the state of the state of YOLOphoria)

DO U EVEN FEELZ!!!! (the overpowering stench of atrophied brains)

DO U EVEN FEELZ!!!!! (numb to the things and people around you)

DO U EVEN FEELZ!!!!! (tired of cliché-on-cliché violence)

DO U EVEN FEELZ!!!! (overwhelmed)

DO U EVEN FEELZ!!!! (exasperated)

DO U EVEN FEELZ!!!! (anything)

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  1. #1 by Universe Number Five on August 24, 2013 - 8:19 PM

    The first ever blues song inspired by net-slang written by the world’s foremost passive resistor… If that ain’t real hiphop, nothing is.

  2. #2 by mirkinfirkin on August 24, 2013 - 8:24 PM

    Kcuf eht tahw?!?

  3. #3 by shailendramishra2013 on August 25, 2013 - 12:33 AM

    The great man Gandhi Ji

  4. #4 by John Erickson on September 24, 2013 - 5:56 PM

    Okay, okay. Keith? KEITH?!? Put the Nyquil down, and step back from the Pixie Stix! We love you and are worried about you! 😉

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