Comments on: Day of The Expanding Man

By: Henry Teaberry

Henry Teaberry — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 21:39:49 +0000

This sounds exactly like an article I would find in The Onion. Great

By: Keith Spillett

Keith Spillett — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 13:22:25 +0000

I’ll bet you a dollar!

By: aFrankAngle

aFrankAngle — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 12:37:36 +0000

Visited Monticello a few years ago … no wonder the bed was small! So in the spirit of Bedtime for Bonzo and Trading Places, environment or genetics?

By: Keith Spillett

Keith Spillett — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 02:25:27 +0000

How’s your jumpshot and are you a girl?

By: Keith Spillett

Keith Spillett — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 02:24:56 +0000

By the current standards, I am well above average.

By: Keith Spillett

Keith Spillett — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 02:24:28 +0000

At the end of the day, it’s all about lentils.

By: Keith Spillett

Keith Spillett — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 02:22:52 +0000

Pretty close

By: johncerickson

johncerickson — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 23:58:00 +0000

I think the prediction of 500-pound Americans is a bit too far in the future. The lack of height in the past would explain a great deal, though – the Washington and Lincoln memorials would be SO much more impressive if you’re only 3 feet tall.
Oh, and one major complaint – you refer to a 5’10″ 190-pound man as “average”. Well, I’m right on those numbers, and I ain’t gonna let NOBODY call me “average”! :p

By: victoriagrimalkin

victoriagrimalkin — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 20:45:53 +0000

Vitamin Deutsch may prevent Lycanthropy in carnivoreous Americans, but it is useless for the world in general, especially in countries such as India and the primarily Vegan northern Kalifornia. Lentils are the answer.

By: Irrelevant (@newsinjections)

Irrelevant (@newsinjections) — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 18:04:11 +0000

Aren’t most people in America 500 pounds now anyway?