More Details Emerge About Mets Abuse of Pedro Feliciano

Feliciano Being Forced To Consume Shaving Cream After A Loss

In yet another in a growing series of scandals around baseball’s most beleaguered franchise, the New York Mets, details have begun to come out showing that left-handed reliever Pedro Feliciano was severely abused over the past few seasons. Yankees GM Brian Cashman yesterday claimed that the Mets had abused Feliciano in his time with the club. Since Cashman’s statement several sources close to the Mets organization have come out with horror stories about Feliciano’s treatment.

Former Mets Manager Jerry Manuel was responsible for much of the abuse.  Sources confirm that Manuel locked Feliciano in a closet for 12 hours without food or air after he gave up a game-tying single to Phillies second basemen Chase Utley early last season.  Things only got worse from there.  Apparently, Feliciano was tied to the foul pole in right field during a rain delay in a game against the Nats in July after walking pitcher Drew Storen.  Another source claims pitching coach Dan Warthen covered Feliciano’s left arm in honey and threatened to unleash hundreds of angry ants if Feliciano didn’t agree to stop using his breaking pitch to righthanders.  Other sadistic punishments included being locked in a cage with an angry gorilla, being pummelled by former Vice President of Player Development Tony Bernazard and having to pitch to Ryan Howard with first base open.  Treatment of Feliciano got so bad that Social Services removed him from the custody of the Mets on two occasions during last season.

The Mets front office could not be reached for comment about the Feliciano abuse allegations but have scheduled at 2 AM press conference to discuss the charges.

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  1. #1 by FormerDirtDart on April 4, 2011 - 10:08 AM

    The Feliciano in the photo above is not Pedro. It is Jesus Feliciano.

  2. #3 by Ceetar on April 4, 2011 - 10:10 AM

    I know we’re being silly here, so I feel silly pointing this out, but isn’t Pedro doling out the shaving cream (think it’s whipped craem) there to fellow surname pal, Jesus?

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